"NEWS BULLETIN: Dean Clifford has been arrested in Gimly Manitoba by the RCMP. Details are as yet sketchy, though the cop, when responding to Dean's question "What am I under arrest for?" was heard to say "For making donuts" Stay tuned for video interview with our on the spot 'Senior Assistant Chief Resident Correspondent.' Darren Darren Drinkwater."
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